Margie ties the knot
On holiday in Las Vegas Mike and Margie unexpectedly tied the knot.
Witnessed only by an Elvis impersonator and Siegfried (still shaken after his partner's mauling), Margie and Mike enjoyed a private 80's retro wedding ceremony before leaving "The Chapel of Neverending Love" for a night of dinner and dancing at the majestic Bellagio hotel.
One envious middle aged female onlooker was heard remarking "I'm so jealous. She looked like a princess being swept of her feet by a young "Miami-Vice era" Philip Michael Thomas. She's the luckiest girl in the world and I'd give my right arm to be her tonight
In related news the same woman was arrested for allegedly attacking bridal limousines on the Las Vegas Strip while brandishing her own freshly amputated right arm and screaming "Is this not enough for you!"